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Posted on July 01, 2008 to Tweets





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Beg to differ. Beer and wine solve fires quite nicely. You need about 40% or so alcohol content for flameage to occur.

But I can think of much better uses for both of them.

Ok, and also for the 40%+ stuff.

Posted by: pjcamp on July 3, 2008 9:54 AM

hmm the bee sting one repeated ... lol how many times did you get stung ?

Posted by: anon on July 3, 2008 11:24 AM

The Office called. They want their joke back.

Posted by: Anonymous on July 3, 2008 1:23 PM

I used to carry a quarter with me when I ran. I could use it for an emergency phone call or to buy a cup of lemonade on a summer day.

I guess I should start carrying a credit card, eh?

Posted by: Patrick on July 3, 2008 1:43 PM

Lemonade at $1 a cup? Geesh. Damn biofuels.

Posted by: Evil Genius on July 6, 2008 4:25 PM