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Posted on August 21, 2008 to Tweets





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"If "people who stand in the middle of the hallway and hold conversations" were a distinct race, genocide wouldn't seem so bad."
My thoughts exactly! It's really bad at our farmers markets here in Seattle...kill em' all!

Posted by: Kat on August 22, 2008 2:48 PM

arugula link broken

Posted by: Anonymous on August 22, 2008 4:43 PM

What is this, repeating your tweats again? I demands my money back!

Posted by: dunsany on August 22, 2008 10:26 PM

looks like you called the "Biden, his time" line...for MetaFilter anyway

Posted by: sanguinesu on August 23, 2008 7:37 AM

My 5 year old loves:
"What's tuba plus tuba."
....
"Fourba."

Posted by: north on August 25, 2008 1:34 PM

'aspie'? Ass pie? Huh?

Good joke, though. I'll be killing with that at the kids table during Thanksgiving dinner.

Posted by: You can call me, 'Sir' on August 25, 2008 3:03 PM