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Secret Service

"Look, I promise to never take your 'secret' path to the oval office. Can I please just open my eyes?"

Provide your caption in the comments. Photo and idea swiped from kokogiak.

Posted on November 10, 2008 to Mob Rule


"You're no longer part of the System. You're above the System. Over it. Beyond it. We're 'them.' We're 'they.'"

Posted by: Bill Brown on November 10, 2008 10:39 PM

"You know the difference between you and me? I make this look good." (That was the better Men in Black quote.)

Posted by: Bill Brown on November 10, 2008 10:41 PM

"I swear to Christ, call me Osama ONE more time, and this shit's getting real."

Posted by: The Colonel on November 10, 2008 11:03 PM

"No, George, I can't believe you haven't got this yet - it's pronounced new-clear, not nu-ku-lar."

Posted by: karan on November 10, 2008 11:04 PM

The Colonel wins, already.

Posted by: Will on November 10, 2008 11:19 PM

"Man, I kinda wish he would shut up about winning the election. It's great and all, but he's using too many big words."

Posted by: Sean on November 10, 2008 11:59 PM

I'm having that nightmare again...

Posted by: genericus on November 11, 2008 12:46 AM

Hello. And Bye.

Posted by: XRumerTest on November 11, 2008 3:20 AM

"Hey, New Guy! When you said "substantive," I thought you meant you were bringing hoagies. This presidentin' is hard work!

Posted by: Roxanne on November 11, 2008 4:43 AM

And then it turns out the chick is really a DUDE! Did you know Forest Whitaker endorsed me way back in the primaries?

Posted by: Eric on November 11, 2008 5:34 AM

"...and then I said that McCain voted with you, like, 90% of the time. It worked so great, I kept using it! George, are you listening? Wait up..."

Posted by: Steve on November 11, 2008 5:49 AM

Well, you can tell by the way I use my walk,
Im a woman's man: no time to talk.

Posted by: Smitty on November 11, 2008 6:20 AM

"Mr. President, please, I really don't need to see the annotated 'George W. Bush Presidential collection of ear wax' "

Posted by: Krista on November 11, 2008 6:31 AM

O: *Adults in Peanuts cartoon sounds*

W: (Ies ahscared.)- thought bubble.

Posted by: lobsterjohnson on November 11, 2008 6:34 AM

"Holy sh't, what did Cheney EAT?!?"

Posted by: Matthew on November 11, 2008 6:47 AM

"Holy sh't, what did Cheney EAT?!?"

Posted by: Matthew on November 11, 2008 6:48 AM

O: Mr. President, let me explain this to you again. Your presidency ends in January and then it will be my turn. Like sharing, sort of.

W: No, no. I am President forever. I am not listening lalalalalalalla.

Posted by: Traci on November 11, 2008 7:39 AM

Now, I appreciate your generous offer, but I will need you to remove the air hockey table, as well as the dartboard with Helen Thomas' picture...

Posted by: Mari on November 11, 2008 9:06 AM

"Look, I know I was supposed to wear the tie with the dots on it, but I had soup for lunch..."

Posted by: Marty on November 11, 2008 9:24 AM

GWB: "Hey, this is kind of fun. You say they call this 'the robot'? Show me more of your people's dances."

Posted by: Sam on November 11, 2008 11:26 AM

"Well, kind of like that. Actually his hands were probably on top of the desk. And, there was something about a cigar."

Posted by: Hugo on November 11, 2008 1:48 PM

GWB: "Do you like trucks?! I like trucks. Trucks are awesome. Wanna see my room?! Cheney doesn't come hang out anymore. Wanna play Risk? Stratego? Chutes and Ladders? Are you crying?"

BO: "Little bit."

Posted by: Shawn on November 11, 2008 2:10 PM

O: You're puttin' off some negative vibes here, George, are you sure there are no Skinheads waitin' for me in the Oval Office?

Posted by: Anonymous on November 11, 2008 2:14 PM

"I swear, my turd was *this* big. I had to ask Michelle to get the hedge clippers from the garage..."


Posted by: Chrissy on November 11, 2008 2:27 PM

GWB thinking:
*GAWD I am so tired. It sure is tiring ruining an entire country in a matter of a few years. Haha, look at this guy behind me. Sooo naive, so clueless... walking with your eyes shut and praying for the best won't work. You're fuuuucked*

Posted by: Jimbo on November 11, 2008 2:40 PM

No, really, please take the Eric Carle books with you...

Posted by: pete on November 11, 2008 3:16 PM

GEORGE!!! What did you eat for LUNCH??!? PHEWWWWW!!!!

Posted by: Meghann on November 11, 2008 6:25 PM

@Chrissy: Gross but hysterical. Worthy of Yeti himself.

Posted by: gruve on November 11, 2008 8:11 PM

If I had known they were going to send me out on mission with *you*, I'd have never become a Mormon!

Posted by: gruve on November 11, 2008 8:14 PM

The blind leading the blind.

Posted by: Leah on November 11, 2008 9:46 PM

Barack: ...anyway, I really think if we just engage the Syrians to oppose Iran....

George (thought bubble): Yeah, yeah. Heard it before. Call Dick up and tell him.

Posted by: Lost Poke on November 12, 2008 6:14 AM

"You seriously believed Cheney when he said that you had to follow him around like this?"

Posted by: Z on November 13, 2008 6:05 AM

O: Just think about it George, it'd be brilliant.
G: Thinking to himself "I am so friggin' tired of thinking"

Posted by: Corey on November 13, 2008 12:45 PM

Exact Twins except for the ties.

Posted by: chekov on November 14, 2008 4:54 PM

dude you know what I'm talking about! soy desole

Posted by: beinuounk on November 21, 2008 3:09 AM

Heh. He thinks I give a shit what he wants to do with Putin's weenie. Wait'll he sees the damn thing.

Posted by: DaveyNC on November 22, 2008 7:07 AM

This is the most tragic thing I have ever witnessed, from the huge procession of the millions of fans affected by MJ's music, life and tragic death.
No matter who you are, and what class or ethnic background
no matter how much you like or dislike him, one thing you can say is he has touched everyones lives. somehow in someway. Everyone and I mean EVERYONE has been touched by his music, one way or another.

The music he created had an impact on the world that we will never understand. MJ influinced so many artist, entertainers and ordinary people to grow, change and succeed.

Below is my own personal tribute sites to MJ, it will open shortly after his memorial and I hope to offer other a place to share memoirs.

[url=http://www. MICHAELJACKSONSMEMORIAL.WS]Michael Jacksons Memorial[/url]
[url=http://www. MICHAELJACKSONMEMORIAL.WS]Michael Jackson Memorial[/url]

Posted by: MichaelJacksonMemorial on July 8, 2009 2:57 AM