Tip! If your standing in line to purchase something at your local Shell station, and a woman suddenly enters the store who:

• Has a head of hair that looks as though it has not so much as exchanged a postcard with a comb in the last five years; and
• Is clad in a terrycloth bathrobe and slippers; and
• Has left a 1975 Olds Omega idling inches outside the automatic doors to the establishment;

It is best to simply step aside and let her purchase her cigarettes.