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October 31, 2007
It was a death sentence, despite his billions.
When he received the diagnosis, he invested everything--time, money, energy--into finding a cure. Supposedly there was none, but wealth can uncover secrets kept from the masses.
Top doctors in the field proved useless. They provided him with articles from medical journals, bolstering their claim that the disease was necessarily terminal, and suggested he investigate hospice care.
He met with researchers, demanding whatever experimental therapies they were pursuing. Some obliged. He was given a series of shots that clinical trials had demonstrated to be 0% effective. He was radiated, first with waves on the low-end of the spectrum, then with waves on the high. Those that provided these treatments did so knowing that they would not be sued. The patient would soon be dead, of that they were certain.
As he grew frail, he looked to the fringes of science. A faith healer in India extracted handful of viscera from his abdomen and declared him cured; the following morning he was again coughing blood, and the Swami was nowhere to be found. A tailor in Japan wove him a suit made entirely from magnets and Spandex; he wore it every day for a month. He paid 1,000 people to pray for him, eight hours a day, seven days a week.
In his final days he gave up hope. No cure exists, thought he. Not yet.
Only then did he contact Cryonics Incorporated. Founded by the world's most accomplished cryopreservationalist, C.I. would freeze its clientèle until such time as their ailments could be cured. Law forbid C.I. from preserving a client before death, but the man offered them such sums of money that they had no choice but to comply.
A week before he was projected to expire, the man settled into a sleek, silver pod. The technicians busied themselves with various tasks; the man's lawyer stood nearby, finalizing the terms of estate. Without heir, the man was investing his fortune into an interest-earning trust, half of which would be given to whomever revived him in the future, half of which he would reclaim upon awakening.
The lawyer took his leave. The technicians finished their preparations. The glass lid of the pod slid over the man, sealing him in.
He felt a slight chill before the sedative kicked in. Then, nothing.
* * *He was conscious before he could open his eyes. Like waking from a restful sleep he could remember nothing of his slumber, but knew intuitively how long he had been out. Though, in this case, the duration measured decades rather than hours.
He was bitterly cold, but growing warmer by the moment.
When at last he mustered sufficient willpower to raise his eyelids, he wondered why he had bothered. All was dark, both the panels within his coffin and the room without. The pod insulated him from all external noise, though he would occasionally feel a tremor.
Isolated, he pondered his situation, eventually concluding that he had been thawed not by saviors, but by a power outage. He waited for his strength to return; he drifted off to sleep.
Several hours later, when the pod's glass lid exploded inward, his eyes sprang open and his body twitched in alarm--his full range of motion, given the circumstances. An intense light blinded him. After a moment, the beam left his face and traveled the length of his body. A flashlight, the man thought.
"Look at this," said a voice, garbled as though someone were speaking around a mouthful of water. The man, still dazzled from the light, could barely make out a silhouette, looming over his ruined pod.
Seconds passed. A second shape lurched into view. A wave of putrescence rolled into the pod like fog into a valley. The man instinctively held his breath; in the ensuing silence, it occurred to him that he heard no sounds of respiration at all.
As his eyes acclimated to the dim illumination provided by the flashlight, the appearance of his visitors slid into focus.
The Speaker was covered in grime and gore. What remained of its clothing hung in tatters, revealing a series of bullet holes across its chest. Its left hand held the flashlight; the right, a crowbar.
The Shambler lacked an arm and a third of its head; much of the rest of its body was in the throes of decomposition. The lower half of its torso had rotted away completely, with only the spinal column tethering chest to pelvis.
"Uht ah ey?" grunted the Shambler, lacking a jawbone to articulate.
The man heard the faint and distant sound of explosions, followed again by silence.
The Speaker returned the beam of the flashlight to the man's face and chuckled. "Frozen dinners," it said.
Halloween: The Backseat Killer
I contributed one of eight endings to The Backseat Killer, today in The Morning News.
October 30, 2007
Halloween: Twenty Spooky Stories
The Body Snatcher by Robert Louis Stevenson (~ 7,500 words)
The Brazillian Cat by Authur Conan Doyle (~ 8,000 words)
The Call of Cthulhu by H.P. Lovecraft (~ 12,000 words)
The Cedar Closet by Lafcadio Hearn (~ 3,750 words)
Dracula's Guest by Bram Stoker (~ 4,750 words)
The Furnished Room by O. Henry (~ 2,500 words)
The Haunted Author by Marcus Clarke (~ 1,500 words)
John Charrington's Wedding by E. Nesbit (~ 3,000 words)
The Lottery by Shirley Jackson (~ 3,500 words)
The Monkey's Paw by W.W. Jacobs (~ 4,000 words)
The Mortal Immortal by Mary Shelley (~ 5,500 words)
Nerves by Anton Chekhov (~ 1,500 words)
The Night Wire by H. F. Arnold (~ 2,500 words)
An Occurrence at Owl Creek Bridge by Ambrose Bierce (~ 3,750 words)
Oh Whistle, And I'll Come To You, My Lad by M.R. James (~ 8,000 words)
The Signalman by Charles Dickens (~ 5,000 words)
Sredni Vashtar by Saki (~ 1,750 words)
The Tell-Tale Heart by Edgar Allan Poe (~ 2,000 words)
A Terribly Strange Bed by Wilkie Collins (~ 6,750 words)
The Yellow Wallpaper by Charlotte Perkins Gilman (~ 6,000 words)
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Update: In the comments, Em asks, "what about Washington Irving?" Ah, yes. Well, I originally drew the line at 10,000 words, but, in the end, couldn't bring myself omit Call of Cthulhu. Having broken my own rule once, I see no reason not to do so again.
The Legend of Sleepy Hollow by Washington Irving (~ 12,000 words)
And, while we're at it:
Afterward by Edith Wharton (~ 12,000 words)
October 29, 2007
Halloween: What's My Clone Code?
In the early 80's, at the height "child abduction" hysteria (and you kids thought CNN invented the culture of fear), our local TV station ran a series of commercials introducing the "Kid Code." The concept was simple. Whenever a skeevy man wearing a hat and fake mustache approached you with a fistful of lollypops, you'd shout "What's my kid code? WHAT'S MY KID CODE?" And the man would say "Manimal?"--which was of course your kid code because Manimal was effing rad. So you'd climb into the car with him and get molested. Another public service provided by local news.
Now that I am older, I am much better at estimating risk. I now recognize, for instance, the chances of my being abducted by a pedophile are vastly overblown (especially since I am 36 and have lost my boyish figure). No, the biggest threat, as I have learned from a quarter century of science-fiction novels and horror movies, is that:
Fortunately, motion pictures have also taught us how to deal with such a contingency: you demand that the Doppelganger (if Doppelganger he be) divulge some fact that only the real person could possibly know. A Clone Code, if you will.
As with a Doomsday Machine, the whole point of a Clone Code is lost if you keep it a secret. So here is mine. The next time you see "me" in person, be sure to verify that I am who I say I am; if I hesitate in responding or provide the wrong answer, flee immediately, contact the authorities, and report a ursurpage (or, in cop lingo, a "4-43").
Alternatively, if you have a shotgun handy, you may want to err on the side of caution and just take my fetch out yourself.
-----BEGIN CLONE CODE-----If you have a blog, you may wish to publish your own Clone Code, to ensure that any of your doubles are promptly unmasked and eliminated.
And for god's sakes, don't get into a vehicle with anybody until you have adequately verified their identity. Unless it's Automan, of course. Automan is effing rad.
October 25, 2007
Layer Tennis: Brian Taylor vs Jason Santa Maria
Update: That was hard.
October 22, 2007
See You Friday
I'm taking a few days off, both to finish the books I am reading before NaNoReMo 2007, and to limber up in preparation for Friday's Layer Tennis match, for which I will be providing (live!) color commentary. See you then.
NaNoReMo 2007: Catch-22 Syllabus
Okay, you know what? Reading this book is going to be easy peesy. My copy of Catch-22 starts on page 15 and ends on 463. That's 448 pages in total. Round up to 450, divide by the 30 days in November--15 pages a day. No sweat.
Of course, your book may have different pagination, so we'll go by chapters. I plan to write about Catch-22 every Monday, Wednesday, and Friday in November, which works out like this:
Now let's take a moment to briefly review the NaNoReMo rules. Ha, sike! There are no rules. Start reading the book early, finish late, translate the thing into Klingon as you go--I don't care.
But I intend to adhere to the above schedule. If you are reading along, we'd love for you to join in the conversation, either by chiming in on the threads I initiate on the designated days, or by posting your thoughts on your own site and sending me the link (which I will compile and include in my posts).
October 19, 2007
Reflections On My Netflix Queue
Primer: I'm a total sucker for movies that break open your head and punch you in the brain, so Primer was right up my alley. Friends accidentally invent a time machine; their relationship--and chronology itself--rapidly becomes complicated. It's one of those films, like Memento and Mulholland Dr., that pretty much necessitates repeated viewing. I watched it one night, spent about an hour the next morning studying this diagram, and then watched it a second time the following evening. I'd probably watch it again right now if I hadn't already returned it. It's not a fantastic film, but compelling as all get-out. Warning: aforementioned diagram gives away the entire plot of the film. You won't understand it, but I feel obligated to include a spoiler warning nonetheless.
The Queen: Do you want to watch that movie tonight?
Deadwood: Season 1: I'm not a much of a fan of westerns, but that's okay because Deadwood isn't must of a western. Set in a small South Dakotian gold mining camp in the 1870's, it certainly has all the trappings of a Western, what with the guns and poker and whiskey and breeches and tormented sheriffs and diabolical saloon owners and robots. But after the obligatory shoot-out in the pilot, it settles down to be a fairly conventional ensemble drama. One thing I love about the show is the short seasons: each only has 12 episodes. So instead of six episodes of plot, 12 episodes of mid-season-stalling-for-time, and then six episodes of wrap-up (as you would get with a standard, 24 episode serial--think LOST), every installment of Deadwood moves the story forward fairly significantly. A little too much, actually, given that major characters drop like flies, and plot twists to which other shows would have devoted an entire season (e.g., the coming of smallpox) and dealt with here in three episodes and forgotten. Still, highly recommended--doubly so if you enjoy hearing the word "cocksucker" spoken 304 times an hour. I was lying about the robots.
Off The Black: One of those films that I added to my queue back in the day and somehow percolated to the top without my ever noticing. Nick Nolte is fairly astonishing in his role as a drunken umpire rapidly coming apart at the seams, but everything else about this film hews pretty closely to the standard "indie" film formula: a buncha quirky misfits who form unlikely bonds as they navigate the extraordinary and banality of everyday life. Off The Black reminded me quite a bit of The Station Agent--which was too bad, because it didn't come close to stacking up.
Casino Royale: Great film. And actor Daniel Craig is easy on the eyes--or so The Queen felt compelled to mention about two dozen times during the movie.
October 18, 2007
Local News: Blows!
Seattle has been rocked by, like, 14 mph winds today. So naturally the local media is reacting as if flesh-eating marmosets devoured the mayor.
Please to be noting:
Of course HOLY SHIT WINDSTORM 2007!!! did manage knock out power at my house, which left me without access to online porn for an hour or so. Fortunately I have a copy of the 1977 Sears Catalog in our emergency kit for just such a contingency.
Games: Wits & Wagers
As we approach the holiday season, I am going to start reviewing some of the titles that will eventually wind up on my annual Good Gift Games Guide. But before I begin, let me briefly mention one that appeared on last year's list.
The official slogan of Wits & Wagers is "The Trivia Game For Everyone!", but I typically describe it "The Only Trivia Game I Can Stand™" It's true. Despite my typical enthusiasm for board games in general, trivia games have always left me cold. I always imagine the inventors of Trivial Pursuit sitting around one evening after a few beers, saying "You know what my favorite part of high school was? Taking exams that I didn't study for. If only we could package the thrill of a pop quiz into a board game, but do it in such a way that 80% of the time you're sitting around inertly watching other people struggle to answer the questions, we would have a sure-fire hit on our hands."
Maybe Dominic Crapuchettes feels the same. At any rate, he created a trivia game that not only keeps all the players occupied all the time, but doesn't only reward those whose heads are crammed full of otherwise useless facts.
Every question in Wits & Wagers has a numeric answer (or possibly a "numerical" answer; I'm sure the grammar cops will let me know in the comments), such as "What was the weight, in pounds, of the largest gold nugget ever recorded?" Each player writes his guess onto a laminated card with a dry-erase pen. Once everyone has done so, the cards are collected, sorted by value, and distributed across a betting mat.
And now, the genius. Before the answer is revealed, players may bet on which guess they thinks is correct (or, in Price Is Right fashion, "closest to correct without going over"). The farther from the median, the more a guess pays out. So if the guesses in response to the "gold nugget" question above were 16, 20, 75, 200, and 500, the 16 and 500 would each pay out 3 to 1, the 20 and 200 would pay out 2 to 1, and the 75 would pay out even money. You can even watch where others put their bets and make your wager accordingly, though you only have 30 seconds to do so. When the correct answer is revealed, the person who supplied the closest guess, and all those who bet on it, reap rewards; all other wagers are lost.
The cards on which the guesses are written are color-coded, so you can see at a glance who submitted what. In other words, you make money not only by knowing the answer, but by knowing who knows the answer. Species of Gardenia? Look to the gardener. Height, in feet, of the tallest skyscraper in 1900? Maybe the architect knows. Best of all, everyone is doing this at once, so there is absolutely no downtime.
I like to play a variety of strategy games, because there are so many out there I enjoy. But party games are more hit-and-miss for me, and when I find one I like, I typically play it until I can't stand to play it no more. First it was 25 Words Or Less, then Apples To Apples, then Times Up. I played Wits & Wagers for the first time over a year ago, last played it a week ago, and expect it to be in heavy rotation this holiday season. It's quick, perfect for any crowd, and definitely qualifies as a "two-minute game. If you want to get a head start of your holiday game buying, this is the one to get.
October 17, 2007
Captain von Kirk
"It's weird how Beethoven's good symphonies are the odd-numbered ones, but the good Star Trek movies are two, four, and six."
October 16, 2007
Running Down The Hill
Back in ye olde early dayes of this blog, I actually had (and occasionally hewed to) a weekly schedule:
Of course I had a child since then. Now nearly all the movies I watch, books I read, and games I play feature anthropomorphic mice, reassuring the watcher/reader/player that pooping in your pants once in while doesn't necessarily preclude you from being a Potty Champion.Monday: Books
As for politics, I think I moved from the "laugh so you don't cry" stage to the "cry so you don't move to Finland" stage about two years ago. And, anyway, I've pretty much made every single possible joke about the current administration. Except, perhaps, this one:
Knock knockSo, yeah. You can see why I stopped.
Still, I wrote about a book yesterday, and I'm planning to review a game Thursday, so why not go hog wild and stick to the schedule for old-time's sake. Besides, I've already subjected everyone I know in real life to this harangue, so you're my only remaining audience.
The executive (no pun intended) summary: OH FOR THE LOVE OF CUPCAKES AND KITTENS DO NOT VOTE FOR HILLARY CLINTON IN THE DEMOCRATIC PRIMARIES!
I know I'm not going to change anyones mind on this. But still. Come on. Please?
It's not that I don't like Clinton--I do. Honestly, I think she's the most presidential person in the race, for either party. Some people say she's unelectable, but I don't believe that for a moment. And hopefully Kerry taught us the peril of nominating someone based on their supposed "electability."
But holy smokes, I am so sick of this dynasty crap. Bush? Then Clinton? Then Bush? Then Clinton? If Hillary wins she will likely be re-elected as well; when she leaves office, this nation will have been ruled exclusively by two families for 28 straight years--an entire generation! In 2020, no one under the age of 30 will remember a time when neither a Bush or Clinton was running the joint. And you know Jeb will be waiting in the wings. What's the point of having a democracy if we only use to to elect monarchs?
Some of my friends patiently sit through my tirade and then rebut, "I agree with you in principle, but it's unfair to hold a quirk of history against Clinton." Maybe not, but we ought to elect presidents based not only on their qualities, but also on what is the best for the nation. After all, it's supposed to be a government of laws, not of men (or women). In other words, we need to look beyond the fact that Hillary may be the best-qualified for the presidency, and ask what electing another Clinton or Bush will do to the institution of executive branch. We have the 22nd amendment, and constituencies enact term-limit legislation, to prevent just this sort of situation; we wouldn't even need the 22nd amendment and term-limits if we could just exercise some self-control in cases like this.
So, in conclusion: vote Gravel. Or Obama. Or Richardson, or Edwards, or Dodd--hell, I don't care. But don't vote for Hillary. And just so we're clear: I'm totally not joking about this. There's no way I'll vote for Hillary in the primaries. Not a chance. I'd sooner cast a write-in vote for Ben Dover.
Of course I'll be the first to pull the lever for Clinton if it's Hillary v. Rudy in the general election. Standing on principle is noble, but Giuliani eats power for breakfast and shits crazy in the afternoon.
October 15, 2007
Books: Red Mars
Red Mars, the first book in Kim Stanley Robinson's sprawling epic about the terraforming and colonization of Mars, is epitomized by two passages.
The first is found on page 102, shortly after the first settlers arrive on the barren planet:
The stacked crate walls made a ramp to drive the tractor off the lander. They didn't look strong enough, but that was the gravity again.Any author, writing about Mars, would describe the physical aspect of low "martian g," with astronauts bounding about and lifting enormous enormous crates with the greatest of ease. So too does Robinson. But he delves much, much deeper than that, exploring the psychological aspects of martian g. The ramp just looks too flimsy!
Robinson hasn't just written a saga about people who go to Mars; he contemplates what it would actually be like to live there. Each of the book's eight parts are told from the point of view of one of the "First 100," the team that makes up the initial landing party. Made up of geologists, biologists, physicists, architects, agriculturalist, and others (there's even a psychologist to keep them sane), the First 100 is tasked with paving the way for future settlement, by transforming the planet into something habitable (if only bearly) to humans. This project is so monumental that only the first stages are documented in Red Mars; the sequel is called Green Mars because of the establishment of flora; and the thickened atmosphere gives the final book, Blue Mars, its title.
Here's the second passage, which appears two pages after the first:
Now [Nadia] could wander in the dim ruby light of sunset, her old jazz collection piped from the habitat stereo into her helmet headphones, as she rooted in supply boxes and picked out any tool she wanted. She would carry them back to a small room she had commandeered in one of the storage warehouses, whistling along with King Oliver's Creole Jazz Band, adding to a collection that included, among other items, an Allen wrench set, some pliers, a power drill, several clamps, some hacksaws, an impact-wrench set, a brace of cold-tolerant bungie cords, assorted files and rasps and planes, a crescent-wrench set, a crimper, five hammers, some hemostats, three hydraulic jacks, a bellows, several sets of screwdrivers, drills and bits, a portable compressed gas cylinder, a box of plastic explosives and shape charges, a tape measure, a giant Swiss Army knife, tin snips, tongs, tweezers, three vises, a wire stripper, X-acto knives, a pick, a bunch of mallets, a nut driver set, hose clamps, a set of end mills, a set of jeweler's screwdrivers, a magnifying glass, a11 kinds of tape, a plumber's bob and ream, a sewing kit, scissors, sieves, a lathe, levels of all sizes, long-nosed pliers, vise-grip pliers, a tap-and-die set, three shovels, a compressor, a generator, a welding-and-cutting set, a wheelbarrow ...This is an extreme example--there's only one other itemized list like this in the novel--but, even so, long tracts of the book feel similar. The research Robinson put into this book is staggering, but it's as if he feels compelled to recount every fact he uncovered in his studies, and at times this makes for a volume as arid as the Martian landscape. (And lest you think "It's okay! I'm a big science nerd! I'd love to read a detailed explanation of how they sprinkle black dust on the Martian poles to raise the albedo and melt them!", be forewarned that Robinson goes on at length about every aspect of Martian settlement. For example, thirty pages are devoted to psychological theory and the intricate relationship between introverts, extroverts, stable, and labile personality types. No kidding.)
Despite Robinson's occasional bouts of logorrhea, I quite enjoyed Red Mars. One thing I noticed: as the chronology of the book got farther and father from the present, Robinson has to rely more on imagination than research, and the novel feels less and less like a textbook. Thus, about halfway through, the nitty-gritty of terraformation begins to take a backseat to the politics of the burgeoning Martian society. By the final 200 pages, it's almost pure space opera. "Science-fiction" is not only the genre to which the novel belongs, but an apt description of its progression: it starts as science, and slowly slides across the spectrum to fiction.
Written in 1993, some of Robinson's predictions already look naive in retrospect. The chances of us settling Mars by 2026, for instance, are slim indeed. But in other ways, the book feels perfectly suited for the times. Much of the book grapples with the positive and negative effects of globalization (though the "globe," in this case, is only half the diameter of our own). Not to mention the difficulty imperialistic powers have in occupying a distance, sandy land occupied by people who object to the interference of outsiders and trans-national corporations. The book would be an allegory for the early 21st century, were it not written in the late 20th.
In many ways, Red Mars reminds me of its fantasy counterpart, The Fellowship of the Ring. To appreciate both, you have to wade through a lot of sometime laborious backstory, and many times you can't help but think that you'd rather have read the book than to still be reading it. But your appreciation for the sheer amount of effort and inventiveness the author put into the story keeps you turning pages, and, by the time you're done, you feel like the novel was more of an experience than just a read.
Or perhaps it's just enough to say this: though getting through the first 600 pages of the Mars trilogy was sometimes a chore, I am still eager to read the remaining 1,400. That's saying something right there.
October 10, 2007
America's Next Top Model Democracy
In a classic case of "suffering for your art," I watched three episodes of America's Next Top Model over the weekend and then wrote this.
A big "thanks" to The Queen, who first exposed me to the show. In much the same way that one person would expose another to tuberculosis.
October 08, 2007
NaNoReMo 2007: Catch-22
Wait, what? Really? Wow, I would not have predicted that. In fact, I don't even need to use the conditional tense: I did not predict that. I was sure it was going to be 1984 or Catcher In The Rye. Shows ya what I know.
But Catch-22 is great--one of only two books on the list that I haven't read already.
I'll send out a syllabus next week. In the meantime, you may want to think about picking up a copy.
October 05, 2007
Brave New World
Opened my mailbox yesterday to find this catalog:
The dystopia envisioned by generations of science-fiction writers arrived at some point, but no one really seemed to notice.
The Bad Review Revue
Hot Rod: "Started to go bad about the time someone in casting said, 'You know what? I'll bet America is just about ready for the comedy stylings of Sissy Spacek.'" -- Kyle Smith, NEW YORK POST
Good Luck Chuck: "A comedy so lame its plot could've been swiped from a Bazooka Joe wrapper." -- Chris Nashawaty, ENTERTAINMENT WEEKLY
Dragon wars: "Some of the most ambitious crap I've ever seen." -- Marc Savlov, AUSTIN CHRONICLE
The Invasion: "Made by the kind of beings the first three Body Snatchers movies warned us against." -- Gene Seymour, NEWSDAY
The Last Legion: "We can only hope that the title of this misbegotten swords-and-sandals adventure is prophetic." -- Frank Scheck, HOLLYWOOD REPORTER
The Game Plan: "Generic to the point where it might be called Sport-Themed Disney Girly Movie All Rights Reserved." --Geoff Pevere, TORONTO STAR
October 04, 2007
United States Successfully Exports Remaining Democracy
President Bush's program to export democracy to the Middle East reached fruition yesterday, as the last of America's dominant political philosophy was shipped to Manama. "Don't say I never gave you nuthin', Bahrain," Bush joked during a ceremony at a Washington D.C. "Ship 4 Less" outlet, during which he carefully placed the remaining democracy in a cardboard box filled with packing peanuts. After the parcel was sealed and given to a UPS deliveryman, Bush delivered some prepared remarks to commemorate the occasion. "The United States had democracy for over 200 years; it's time to let some other deserving nations have a crack at it," he said. "Nobody likes a democracy hog," he added to laughter. Bush vowed to continue his campaign to export liberty, and pledged to begin outsourcing the pursuit of happiness during his third and fourth terms in office.
October 03, 2007
As you may recall (lord knows I do), I spent last November attempting to plow through Moby Dick. It was supposed to be a clever spin on National Novel Writing Month, the idea being that it would be easier to read a book in 30 days than write one. Rarely have my prognostic powers proven to be more incorrect. Knocking out my 750,000-word fantasy novel about obese wizards would have been a cinch compared to getting through The Dick.
Or so I am forced to assume, as I didn't actually complete the book. Fortunately, I think my daily progress reports reduced my readership to approximately one (hi Mom!), so no one noticed when I scotched the project.
As with most fiascoes, I blame my failure largely on you. I had hoped that people would join in the endeavor, reading the book along with me and adding their own insights to my daily posts. Let's ignore, for the moment, the fact that I didn't get around to announcing my intention to spend November reading Moby Dick until 11:45 PM on Halloween, leaving you no time to secure a copy of the novel. In fact, let's just ignore that fact forever, shall we?
In fact, I'll even give you a vote as to what we read. Here are the 10 novels I am considering. For each, indicate if you want to read it for NaNoReMo, would read it for NaNoReMo, or absolutely won't read it for NaNoReMo. (If you will not read any of these books, or just don't care to participate in NaNoReMo, just click here to see the results so far.)
** Voting has ended; click here for results **
Now let me tell you my preferences, in an effort to influence your decision (he says, as if he's not just going to throw out all the votes at the last moment and decide that we're all going to read back-issues of Heavy Metal ...)
The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn: My top pick my a healthy margin. I figure most folks of my generation haven't read it in 20 years, and most folks of subsequent generations were prevented by The Naughty Word Police from reading it at all.
The Adventures Of Augie March: Clearly I am in the mood for adventure. I don't know the first thing about this book, but, in doing my research for NaNoReMo 2007, I found it at the top of nearly every list of "Great American Novels." Intriguing. Violates the < 500 pages rule, though.
Catcher In The Rye: Read it in college, didn't think it lived up to the hype. Of course, as a dedicated counter-counter-culturalist, I would have come to that conclusion regardless of the quality of the book (see also: Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance). Would like to read it again as an adult (i.e., free of the obligation to come to a different opinion that everyone else for the sake of faux individualism).
Those are my front-runners, though I'd be happy to read any of these. Let me know your thoughts. We'll keep the poll open until the 8th--that will give those who want to play along at home plenty of time to get the selected book from the bookstore or library.