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November 19, 2008
November 18, 2008
NaNoReMo 2008: Lolita Part II, Chapters 1-5
Page reached: 180 of 298 (60.40%).
Favorite passage: And suddenly the book becomes a satirical incitement of Americana and our rampant consumer culture. Well, I guess it wasn't that "sudden"--the whole point of dividing a novel into parts is to compartmentalize distict narrative arcs and motifs, I guess--but still, I was somewhat surprised in the complete change of focus found in the the first five chapters of Part 2.
But once I got into the groove, I thought I knew where Nabokov was going with it. After laying the expository groundwork, I fully expected the author to draw an equivillence between Humbert Humbert's "consumption" of Lolita and mindless consumerism of the average American. In other words, I expected H. H. to be dissatisfied with Lolita now that he had obtained her, to have a kind of buyers remourse, to already be on the market for his next purchase.
I do not intend to convey the impression that I did not manage to be happy. Reader must understand that in the possession and thralldom of a nymphet the enchanted traveler stands, as it were, beyond happiness. For there is no other bliss on earth comparable to that of fondling a nymphet. It is hors concours, that bliss, it belongs to another class, another plane of sensitivity. Despite our tiffs, despite her nastiness, despite all the fuss and faces she made, and the vulgarity, and the danger, and the horrible hopelessness of it all, I still dwelled deep in my elected paradise--a paradise whose skies were the color of hell-flames--but still a paradise.Yeah, not exactly how one feels a week after buying an iPod. Moral: Do not try an anticipate Vladimir Nabokov, for he works in mysterious ways.
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November 17, 2008
defective yeti's Konsumer Korner
Tip! If your standing in line to purchase something at your local Shell station, and a woman suddenly enters the store who:
It is best to simply step aside and let her purchase her cigarettes.
November 14, 2008
NaNoReMo 2008: Lolita Part I, Chapters 23-33
Page reached: 142 of 298 (47.65%).
Status Report: Nabokov has broadly hinted that Humbert Humbert's obsession with "nymphets" is a result of his abortive relationship with his childhood sweetheart Annabel. As corroborating evidence, I would point to this moment in chapter 26, when HH picks up Lolita from camp:
I felt the blood rush to my head as I heard her respiration and voice behind me. She arrived dragging and bumping her heavy suitcase. "Hi!" she said, and stood still, looking at me with sly, glad eyes, her soft lips parted in a slightly foolish but wonderfully endearing smile.You can almost see HH sculpting the the actual (and inevitably disappointing) girl into the chimeric object of his desire, chipping away at those things that don't fit his vision, slapping on more clay and frantically molding incongruities until they are subsumed by his fantasy.
Earlier HH provided a fairly convolution rationale for why he calls Dolores something that has only a passing resemblance to her real name; passages like this provide a far more convincing explanation: because Dolores and Lolita happen to be two entirely different girls, one real, the other ideal.
Later, I found myself almost unable to begin chapter 28. And then again chapter 29, when Nabokov strung us along for 5 pages. So great was the tension, the "oh god, where is he going to go with this", that I found the scene that followed--Lolita fitfully sleeping in bed, HH beside her, terrified to move--to be laugh out loud funny. That's a little something the French call the douche ecossaise: the sudden shift between horror and humor--two opposing emotional "temperatures"--each heightening the effect of the other.
I had another visitor--friend Beale, the fellow who eliminated my wife. Stodgy and solemn, looking like a kind of assistant executioner, with his bulldog jowls, small black eyes, thickly rimmed glasses and conspicuous nostrils, he was ushered in by John who then left us, closing the door upon us, with the utmost tact. Suavely saying he had twins in my stepdaughter's class, my grotesque visitor unrolled a large diagram he had made of the accident. It was, as my stepdaughter would have put it, "a beaut," with all kinds of impressive arrows and dotted lines in varicolored inks...
Words Looked Up: Lost my word list. :(
November 12, 2008
NaNoReMo 2008: Lolita Part I, Chapters 14-22
Page reached: 97 of 298 (32.55%).
Status Report: From sex to death in 30 pages. Having insinuated himself into the home of Ms. and Lil. Haze, our young man's fancy lightly turns to thoughts of homicide. But even given his history of depravity, he just can't pull the proverbial trigger when the time comes to do the deed. Apparently even Hummy Hum has his limits.
There's something a bit bizarre about the way Lolita turns on its head the conventional wisdom regarding what is and is not permissible in polite literature. There is, after all, an entire industry devoted to fictitious murder: crime novels, mystery magazines, cinematic thrillers, and the like. And yet few of these would dream of showcasing pedophilia in the brazen manner than Nabokov does here. Presumably that is why the spin-off show Molestation, She Wrote was canceled after only 13 episodes.
Aside! I am really enjoying this novel.
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November 11, 2008
NaNoReMo 2008: Lolita Part I, Chapters 1-13
Page reached: 62 of 298 (21.81%).
Status Report: I knew very little about Lolita before reading it, aside from the general subject matter. These first 13 chapters quick disabused me of two huge misconceptions I somehow come to harbor about the novel.
Misconception #1: Humbert Humbert is a stereotypical perv Man, I had such a clear idea how H. H. would look. Old. Obese. Balding. Perhaps clad in sweatpants and a too-small t-shirt bearing ketchup stains. The knowledge that Jeremy Irons played the lead in a recent film adaptation of the novel should have told me otherwise, but still the mental image persisted. I mean, just look at his name: Humbert Humbert. Surely my description more aptly fits that moniker. Or maybe I am thinking of Herbert Hoover.
Furthermore, I expected The Hum to have no real background (perhaps a few hints of past perversity, nothing more), and would be engage in no introspection whatsoever. He would be a big, odious ball of id, unabashedly leering at every girl that walks by and feeling not a whit of remorse.
Instead, we are told that H. H. has movie star caliber looks. The novel is written in first-person, giving us ample insight into the his profound self-loathing. And we are told of his upbringing, his first marriage, his struggle with his "degrading and dangerous desires". We even learn of relationship with Annabel, a detail that puts his lifelong attraction toward "nymphets" into some sort of context.
Which is all a long way of say: I was expecting a stock character, and was surprised to discover an fully fleshed-out protagonist.
Misconception #2: Lolita is really not all that lurid I assumed Lolita was one of those books that people routinely condemn without based on its reputation alone, and were they to actually read the novel they'd realize that, despite the controversial subject matter, it's so literary and farcical that no one could truly be offended by the prose within.
Ha! Yeah, no. Chapter 13 pretty much put that myth to the lie.
Honestly, I was nothing short of astonished that Lolita is 12. Twelve! I assumed she would be 15, which is the standard age most artists use when they want to discuss pedophilia without, you know, actually discussing pedophilia. But, no, apparently Nabokov is actually going to discuss pedophilia, which means prepubescence, which means 12.
And while I have no doubt that the vast majority of people who routinely condemn Lolita have not, in fact, read it, I don't think this is a case where I would urge them to give it a whirl and see if their opinion doesn't change. Chapter 13 ain't gonna make a whole lot of friends.
I have no illusions, however. My judges will regard all this as a piece of mummery on the part of a madman with a gross liking for the fruit vert. Au fond, ça m'est bien égal. All I now is that while the Haze woman and I went down the steps into the breathless garden, my knees were like reflections of knees in rippling water, and my lips were like sand, and --
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November 10, 2008
"Look, I promise to never take your 'secret' path to the oval office. Can I please just open my eyes?"
Provide your caption in the comments. Photo and idea swiped from kokogiak.
November 07, 2008
The Bad Review Revue
An America Carol: "About as not-funny as a comedy can get." -- Steven Rea, PHILADELPHIA INQUIRER
The Women: "It's not every movie that makes you wish Vin Diesel would run in and start blowing up stuff ... " -- Rene Rodriguez, MIAMI HERALD
My Best Friend's Girl: "An ugly, strictly-for-meatheads comedy that can only be recommended to couples who wear matching Tie Domi Toronto Maple Leafs jerseys out on a date." Stephen Cole, THE GLOBE AND MAIL
Saw V: "It's not a good sign when watching someone stick their hand into a table saw is easier than listening to them recite dialogue." -- Sam Adams, LOS ANGELES TIMES
Eagle Eye: "Forget suspending disbelief; you would have to suspend consciousness to go along with this story." -- Tom Maurstad
Fly Me To the Moon: "Makes South Park look like Fantasia. -- Rafer Guzman, NEWSDAY
NaNoReMo 2008: Running Behind
Sorry, I am already behind on NanoReMo 2008, because I opted to read the whole 70 page (!) introduction to my Annotated Lolita. Will post three times next week to get caught up.
November 06, 2008
Warning: spoilers ahoy.
I can't believe I read the whole thing.
The Queen is also unable to believe I read the whole thing. She reacts to bad literature the way most do to curdled milk, spitting it out the moment she realizes what she is imbibing. And so, 30 pages into Twilight, she tossed the book over to my side of the bed and announced her intention to never touch it again.
So, I read it. And ... uhh, whoops.
Twilight, for those who don't keep their finger on the pulse of teen-girl trends like I do, is the newest YA Lit phenom, selling thirty-seven klonktrillion copies and spawning a movie that promises to be bigger than Jesus and The Beatles and Chez-Its combined. The plot, such as it is, revolves around beautiful (but doesn't know it!) Bella, who movies to Forks, WA, and meets Edward. (Or possibly "Edwin"--thankfully, the details are already beginning to fade). Ed is exquisite and dark and moody and sensitive and thoughtful and heroic and dangerous and did we already mention exquisite? Did we already mention exquisite 430 times? Great! Only 212 more mentions to go.
If you still want to read the book after seeing this picture, then I'm afraid there's no helping you.
Ed's fantastic looks, it turns out, are a result of his deep dark secret which Belle figures out in about 30 minutes: he's a vampire. He and his family (vampires all) live in Forks because it is perpetually cloudy, thus ensuring that they won't be exposed to direct sunlight. And it's imperative that Ed avoid direct sunlight because, when it hits him, he becomes EVEN MORE GORGEOUS. I am so totally not making this up. Also, he's a good vampire, insofar as he doesn't eat people. But he really, really wants to. Hence the brooding. And to make matters worse, he wants to eat Belle more than anyone, because apparently she has great smelling blood. But he's also in love with her, you see. Oh my goodness, what a pickle! It's as if you or I were dating an apple fritter.
Now, in my day, when you were tormented by Rampant Teen Love™ you lay on your bed in a dark room and listened to a Siouxsie And The Banshees album. But Belle and Ed are even too emo for that, and apparently LiveJournal isn't available in Forks, so Belle just gushes over Ed's exquisitability while Ed bellyaches about his colossal case of vampiric blue-balls.
That goes on for about 300 pages. Then, suddenly, the book becomes a thriller. And I'm not kidding about the "suddenly." New characters are introduced and, just like that, you are reading another novel, all in the space of about two pages. This abrupt shift in tone might have seemed jarring or forced in the hands of a lesser writer, but fortunately Stephanie Meyer eases the transition by having it happen during a game of baseball played by the undead in a remote clearing of a dark woods. So, you know, you hardly even notice that there was NO FORESHADOWING WHATSOEVER.
Anyway, long story short: if you're a fan of Sweet Valley High books and the line of Goosebumps novels, but wish someone could save you some time by combining them into a single series, then Twilight might be just the book for you! Or you could just watch the first two seasons of Buffy: The Vampire Slayer, which covers the same ground with twice the aplomb and half the paeans to flawless cheekbones.
November 05, 2008
Dodged a bullet on that electorial prediction, though. That would have been a lot of beer. At one point during the night Obama was actually at 292, and I was all, like, "Oh shit, you gotta win another state. Any state dude, even one no one cares about. How about Nevada? Or a Dakota?"
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McCain's speech was all class. I'd like to think that, were McCain elected, the man we saw last night is the man who would serve as president, rather than the stranger we saw on the campaign trail.
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Driving to work today I noticed that Obama's promise of unity is already reaching fruition. The two Seattle newspapers--which are often at loggerheads--both came up with the same headline:
I also noticed that the local McDonald's had changed it's marquee overnight:
Coincidence? OR THE RETURN OF CAMELOT??!
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Conversation I just had with Squiggle:
Me: Who's the president?
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Anyway: yay, glad that's over. Going to bed now. Wake me on January 20th.
November 04, 2008
Halloween Post Mortem
We had a lot of fun this Halloween. The Queen, Squiggle and I engaged in all the traditional Halloweenie activities. We visited a pumpkin patch:
And we got stuck in the photo hole:
(Well, one of us did, anyway.)
We got all dressed up. The Queen went as a witch. I went as Lloyd Dobler (photos forthcoming). Squiggle wanted to be a lion, so Grandma Baldwin went to work and, by gum, he was a lion.
And, as is quickly becoming our tradition, we spent Halloween in the company of some friends on Capitol Hill, whose house falls under siege every October 31st. The enormous quantity of trick-or-treaters they receive came as a surprise to us last year, but this time we knew what to expect: something akin to a 3 hour stage rush at a Raffi concert.
Sure enough, we were visited by more that 1,500 kids this year. How did we know? Because we stood just inside the door with a tally counter and enumerated each and every one. We also gave them candy, a token of our appreciation for participating in our census.
Some observations from the front lines:
November 03, 2008
NaNoReMo 2008: Lolita Syllabus
Here we go, the 2008 NaNoReMo reading syllabus:
I'll be reading the The Annotated Lolita. I encourage you to just read the normal book, though. That way I can pawn off the annotators insights and observations as my own and appear smarter than you.
As always, there are absolutely no rules whatsoever regarding NaNoReMo participation. Read the novel, listen to the audiobook, see the movie (or the movie--rated R for "aberrant sexuality"!), or just go to Youtube and watch the seven extant episodes of the short-lived 80's-era Saturday morning "Lolita" cartoon (too bad it got canceled--it was a great lead-in to Rainbow Brite). However you choose to partake, check-in here on the above dates and join us in the discussion.
Or, if you have a blog and intend to comment on the novel there, let me know the name and URL of your site in the comments and I will add you to the "Reading Along" list. Maybe I'll even make a snazzy link-back graphic! That's exactly the sort of thing I would seriously consider but never actually get around to doing
Update: Whoa, what got into me?
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