Defective Yeti's Amazing 24-Hour Give-Birth Diet
Lose up to 10 lbs in just one day -- AND KEEP IT OFF!!!!!!

Have you been slowly accumulating weight over the last year?  Do you have to buy your clothing in special shops that cater to persons with large abdomens?  Do you routinely eat entire jars of garlic stuffed olives -- WE KNOW YOU DO, DON'T LIE!!!    Then you need to lose that weight -- AND KEEP IT OFF!!!

That's where Defective Yeti's Amazing 24-Hour Give-Birth Diet comes in!  By simply following our program, you could lose up to 10 pounds -- MAYBE MORE -- in just one day!  Our diet has been so wildly popular amongst movie stars and other beautiful people that we've had to keep it a total secret -- UNTIL NOW!!

And safe?  Hoo-boy, don't even TALK to us about safe!!!  Giving birth is an all-natural, homeopathic method of weight-loss that has been used for over a hundred of years by literally millions of cultures!  Our program has you under the direct supervision of a trained medical doctor M.D. during the entire weight-loss process.

Best of all, Defective Yeti's Amazing 24-Hour Give-Birth Diet is easy:  no complicated foods to eat or numbers to add -- just follow these three easy-to-follow steps and let NATURE DO THE REST!!!


  1. Send us your non-refundable* $19.95 entry fee and we will send you, free of charge, an information packet letting you know if you qualify for this AMAZING WEIGHT-LOSS PROGRAM!!**
  2. Take the necessary steps to prepare for your INCREDIBLE DAY OF WEIGHT-LOSS!!!***
  3. Give birth and TAKE THOSE POUNDS OFF FOR GOOD!!!!!
"ACTUAL" TESTIMONIALS!

"Thanks to Defective Yeti's Amazing Child-Birth Diet, I lost 8 pounds in seven hours AND gained an additional tax deduction!!"

- Marian Smoot,
North Dakota


"I ... lost ... 10 pounds ... with ... Defective Yeti's Amazing Child-Birth Diet ... !"
- Kevin Parker,
"The Truth About Diet Scams",
Wall Street Journal


"Spectatular, an emotional roller-coaster!  [Defective Yeti's Amazing Child-Birth Diet] is, without a doubt, the best [diet] of the year!"
- Roger Ebert,
Chicago Sun Times

Before
 
AFTER!!!!
What are you waiting for??!!  WELL?!!!
Do not hesitate for even another second or read the fine print -- ORDER NOW!!!!!!!!!!

1-888-4GB-DIET
1-888-4GB-DIET
1-888-4GB-DIET

CALL IT!!!!  WHAT DO YOU HAVE TO LOSE?!!??  EXCEPT WEIGHT, WE MEAN??!!!

Watch for our informative email, coming your Inbox countless times in the coming weeks!!

Defective Yeti's Amazing 48-Hour Give-Birth Diet has always been a USA loving company, even before you-know-what!!  Tell the operator that you love America and receive $1 off!!  INDIVISIBLE WE STAND!!!

The statements contained herein have not been evaluated by the Food and Drug Administration and are false.  * Non-refundable fee is 100% non-refundable.  ** Not all sexes will qualify for program.  *** Preparation may take as long as nine months.

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