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I'm in a bar. I hand my driver's license to the bartender.

"I dunno," she says, scrutinizing it. "In this picture you have a full beard, and here you are clean shaven. I dunno. I'm gonna ask someone else to look at it."

She calls over a waitress, Ginger. I stand off to the side, quietly singing along with the song playing over the sound system: "I need an everlasting love. I need a friend and a lover divine..."

Ginger takes one look at the licence, one look at me, and says "Oh yeah, it's him. Same smile."

"Besides," she adds, "the guy knows all the words to this Howard Jones song. He's over 21."

Posted on February 11, 2002 to Favorite Posts