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Joke I Made Up On The Bus This Morning

A sentence was at a job interview, and the interviewer said "we're starting a new paragraph and we have an opening for an unambiguous, declarative sentence. Do you fit that criteria?"

"Well," replied the sentence, "I'm pretty sure that I am probably the sort of sentence you may be looking for."

And the interviewer said "Sorry, but I'm afraid you are over-qualified."

Posted on January 08, 2003 to Favorite Posts, Humor


Just imagine what other amazing concepts humanity could conceptualize if we all took the bus rather than filling our heads with road rage and other distractions by driving.

Posted by: Stacey on January 8, 2003 8:30 AM

I don't own a car. My biggest urban fear however is getting run over by the bus. Or choking to death on toxic bus fumes. Otherwise the bus is great! But no fare hikes darn-it! Futhermore I think people without cars that ride the bus should get a huge tax break! Or a free X-box!

Posted by: Sincy on January 8, 2003 9:29 AM

Matthew, that's the worst joke I've ever heard.
Here's one I made up: I was talking about how
my sister and my friend's sister (Fran) are
complete opposites. In fact, my sister is
the Fran-tithesis.

Posted by: ranger on January 8, 2003 9:31 AM

I think I sprained something reading these "jokes".

Posted by: BillB on January 8, 2003 11:26 AM

My dog, Minton, won't stop eating shuttlecocks, even when I tell him to stop - "Bad Minton".

Not original.

Posted by: Chris M. Dickson on January 8, 2003 11:42 AM

What do you call two guys hanging on the wall?

Curt and Rod!!

Sorry -- couldn't resist!

Posted by: Stacey on January 8, 2003 12:34 PM

Evidence why thinking should not be done on buses.

Posted by: Katie on January 8, 2003 1:19 PM

Why do anarchists only drink special tea?

because proper tea is theft

sorry about that....

Posted by: Bernard on January 9, 2003 8:44 AM

these weblogs are bullshit. Get a life you losers!

Posted by: Smax on January 9, 2003 9:31 AM

Hmm. I think I get that one, Smax. I mean, I understand it and everything. But why would the skeleton even bother to drink the beer, since he doesn't have a stomach and is just going to have to mop it up later? That's the part I'm not following. Is it a pun or something?

Posted by: Matthew on January 9, 2003 9:45 AM

i liked the joke... it kinda reminds me of that one aboot marsupials...you know...the one aboot marsupials...

Posted by: spookydook on January 19, 2003 5:59 PM


... Wait, I don't get it...

I really don't! >_

Posted by: James on August 19, 2003 6:43 AM

Hehehehehe... aboot... hehehehehe...

Posted by: dork on August 20, 2003 10:42 PM

what do you get when you cross and elephant and a rhinoceros?

'ell if I know

HAHAHAHAHAHAill go kill myself

Posted by: devon on December 22, 2003 2:00 PM

thanks !!

Posted by: proba on February 27, 2004 6:29 AM