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X2: X-Men United

I caught the midnight sneak preview of "X2: X-Men United" last night at Seattle's Cinerama theater. Overall I thought it was pretty good. I like the director (Bryan Singer), the special effects have vastly improved since the first film, and Wolverine (Hugh Jackman) was fantastic. I don't want to talk too much about the plot, but the story was believable (in a comic-book-universe kind of way), and although I saw the ending coming a mile away it still made for a satisfying finale.

My only real beef with the film was the egregious product placements. I know there were a few in the first X-Men movie and that product placements are becoming more common and acceptable in major motion picture, but I thought X2 really went overboard. I didn't mind the smaller stuff -- the fight scene in the Wal*Mart, Storm using Visa to buy training equipment, Cyclops wearing Addias, etc. -- but the addition of Dr. Pepper (Philip Seymour Hoffman) to the X-Man team was just too much.

Don't get me wrong, I liked the fact that X2 introduced new heroes such as Nightcrawler and Shadowcat. But those two were taken from the original comic books, and were well integrated into the story. Dr. Pepper, on the other hand, is a brand new character, and (according to Entertainment Weekly) was added to the X2 screenplay after filming had already started. The worst thing was how they restructured the whole plot around him, with lots of flashback sequences that showed his previous life as mild-mannered Jonathan Pibb M.D. and the "freak carbonation accident" that gave him his powers.

And what's up with his powers, anyhow? Does Dr. Pepper's mutant ability to "quench" really add anything to the X-Men team? I mean, I guess it came in handy in X2, since Magneto's master plan was to team up with Drought (another new character) to attack New York with a "Thirst Ray," but I still thought the whole character was pretty gratuitous. Plus, Hoffman looked ridiculous in that dark-purple leather costume.

So, in summary: I liked X2 overall, but found Dr. Pepper hard to swallow (ha!). In fact, the only thing cool about Dr. Pepper was his catchphrase: he would twist the heads off enemies and shout "You're not a winner! Please try again!" That was pretty badass.

Posted on May 01, 2003 to Favorite Posts, Movies


Hey, no fair doing that to me...

About halfway through, I started looking in the IMDB, to see if he really was in X2...

Posted by: Tony Hooker on May 1, 2003 10:49 AM

Unfortunately, I found this all too easy to swallow upon first glance...

Posted by: psorr on May 1, 2003 1:38 PM

I have a low threshold for X-Men movies. Not being an X-Men fan myself, as long as Mystique with those mystical, gracefully-bouncing, artistically-shaped, blue boobs are on-screen like _lots_, I'm happy. Or horny. I get those confused.

Posted by: ColdForged on May 1, 2003 2:30 PM

My thirstbuds water in anticipation. Were that *I* were able to quench myself in such a master of filmography! I truely envy you.

... and I'm mad that I didn't finish reading the entry before I messaged my girl "Well, we could watch X2 this weekend. That defective yeti seemed to admire the film, and it *does* have a charecter named Dr. Pepper."

If she chooses to spurn me for another man more knowlegable of movies based on comic book superheros I will hold you accountable.

Posted by: anthropomorphic person on May 1, 2003 2:44 PM

Is there any truth to the rumor that Dr. Xavier was replaced by Mr. Clean?

Posted by: Duane on May 1, 2003 3:28 PM

Would have been fine with me if it's Philip Seymour Hoffman....
And man, those Scrubbing Bubbles kick some ass!

Posted by: dayment on May 1, 2003 4:17 PM

The only thing Philip Seymour Hoffman looks ridiculous in is movies.

I don't know why I said that, when it isn't true and I like Philip Seymour Hoffman, and he doesn't look ridiculous.

Incidentally the only weakness that Dr. Pepper has is that he is not allowed in most restaurants. Now that I think about it, have you ever seen Dr. Pepper and Mr. Pibb in the same room at the same time?!

Posted by: Hildago on May 1, 2003 7:41 PM

And I really hated the addition of Toilet Duck.

Posted by: palinode on May 2, 2003 12:20 AM

you are SO wrong for telling me that you were coming back in May. I came back to find out that you had been updating for a few days now -- I feel so dirty

Posted by: Bert on May 2, 2003 12:29 AM

You're a dirty liar. I believed you!

Posted by: Anne on May 4, 2003 2:59 PM

I think I would have rather seen your version of X2.

Posted by: john on May 5, 2003 12:31 AM

Once you got to the bit about flashbacks I knew this was fake. But it was entertaining, in any case. That is a fantastic superhero catchphrase.

Posted by: Echidna on May 6, 2003 12:38 AM

I can't believe that I actually followed the link to Dr Pepper's website, hoping for more information. I mean, I went to see this movie already, I knew the truth. Excellent catchphrase, as others have mentioned.

Posted by: Tom on May 8, 2003 7:43 PM

And then there's Sex Crimes of the X-Men...

Posted by: Destiny on May 10, 2003 12:43 PM

damn you

having just asked round the studio and revealed my gulibility, I hold you entirely responsible for my drop in credibility.

Posted by: jim on July 14, 2003 8:00 AM