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Bulletproof Your Resume

Today I am The Morning News Non-Expert.

Posted on August 22, 2003 to Elsewhere


Man, that is really funny. I sent a link to all of my friends who are currently job hunting. Good work!

Posted by: Patrick on August 22, 2003 7:55 AM


Do you think if I invoked the mightly and fearsome name of Cthulhu R’lyeh on my resume I would finally start to see some actual job offers instead of just bullshit interviews??

I suppose it is worth a shot in a faustian kinda way.

Posted by: Kal on August 22, 2003 8:33 AM

i'm not sure my boss would know i was kidding if i put OMG STFU on my resume. i am, in fact, hosting a pre-happy hour party in my cubicle later today...
crap, maybe i'd better print out your article.

Posted by: ranger on August 22, 2003 9:52 AM

I think I inadvertantly ihaled some coffee while reading that. Very funny. ;)

Posted by: kungfukitten on August 22, 2003 10:24 AM

Jesus, you are funny.

And my hero.

Posted by: brittney on August 22, 2003 10:40 AM


that was hillarious. :)

Posted by: ChrisL on August 22, 2003 12:40 PM

A hilarious resume-writing satire that includes TWO references to "Jabberwocky"! My day is complete!

Posted by: Dan Kibler on August 22, 2003 1:34 PM

Jesus, you are funny.

And my hero.

Posted by brittney at August 22, 2003 10:40 AM

Posted by: Duane on August 22, 2003 1:50 PM