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Holiday Survival Guide For Slackers 2003

I'm working on my annual Holiday Survival Guide For Slackers and I'm looking for suggestions. If you know of some stupid crap available for purchase on the intarweb, you can mention it here or drop me an email. Thanks!

Posted on December 08, 2003 to dy


How about the Librarian Action Figure?

Posted by: Duane on December 8, 2003 10:43 AM

I know everyone on my Christmas list is getting her very own copy of Revolve.

Posted by: K on December 8, 2003 11:00 AM

Got this from boingboing.net:

the 12 days of kitchsmas

strange religious related xmas gifts.

Posted by: Paul on December 8, 2003 12:45 PM

I always find interesting tshirts for children are great gifts. My personal favorite is the "they shake me" shirt for the little one.

check them all out here.

Posted by: chris on December 8, 2003 12:50 PM

Always something good at Archie McPhee's

Smoking donkey:

Smoking baby:

P.S. get the librarian action figure here, too.

Posted by: R. Mutt on December 8, 2003 3:25 PM

How about a spell checker?

Posted by: Max on December 8, 2003 4:22 PM

My generic gift this year, for those with a sense of humor, is a calendar from Despair.com.

Posted by: Corbin on December 9, 2003 7:28 AM

There is a Hell in Norway

Posted by: Simstim on December 9, 2003 9:04 AM

There's also a Hell on Grand Cayman. I've got a great picture of a roadsign that just says "Hell" and has an arrow.

Posted by: Caleb on December 9, 2003 11:23 AM

There's also a Hell, Michigan, for those North American slackers who prefer to stay on their own continent. They have their gift catalogue online, though it is not entirely slacker friendly as you would have to telephone or fax your order.

Posted by: Mira on December 9, 2003 12:58 PM

Unlock the Power of Juicing!

Posted by: Rob on December 9, 2003 1:34 PM

My late, holy crap Christmas is next week, ordering site is redenvelope.com. Great shipping time, and great gift ideas for the missus.

Posted by: Mike on December 9, 2003 1:52 PM

How bout a good ol fashioned redneck book...

Posted by: Gooseneck on December 9, 2003 10:36 PM

Not sure that juicing site has such great deals. They have the Abtronic regularly priced at $49.95 on sale for $79.95. But it ships the same day.


Posted by: toronto on December 10, 2003 8:08 AM

I thought about looking into this to suggest something; then I decided a nap was a good idea.

Posted by: mike on December 10, 2003 9:41 AM

A book that demands to be noticed, respected, and shared...

The Mullet: Hairstyle of the Gods

Search for 'mullet' on amazon (like you never have before...liar).

Posted by: Anonymous on December 12, 2003 4:56 PM