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Posted on July 07, 2008 to Tweets


Wanted you to know that I am deeming you an official Must Follow on Twitter. With the usual "May Cause Incontinence" disclaimer of course.

Also -- Deeming you THE angel of the morning, angel.

Posted by: crashtestmommy on July 7, 2008 3:43 PM

Two weeks ago my cashier in Virginia asked me if I could donate some money to prostate cancer. I did not expect it, and I felt it was almost obligatory as a REAL man (versus "real" man) to do so, and I donated $5.

She then tried to identify with me and reassured me that women get it too, which I responded with a vigorous nod with wide eyes silently screaming "dear God get me out of here."

After unpacking, I looked up the female prostate:


Posted by: Shaunn on July 7, 2008 7:42 PM

When I was pregnant, I thought Arby's was sent directly from heaven to comfort me with the horsey sauce of the gods. I went every Wednesday. It was like a pilgrimage to the temple.

I should probably get a grip, eat some real BBQ or something.

Posted by: Sanya on July 8, 2008 5:54 AM

Normally twitters kinda suck. I guess I need a better class of ADHD friends.

Posted by: vicious_kind on July 9, 2008 9:15 PM

I saw Mickey Rooney in an airport once. I didn't bother him because he looked so old and frail I was afraid the slightest human interaction might put him over the edge.

Posted by: Leah on July 10, 2008 3:12 PM

When Andy Rooney does finally die, the damned will be tormented with endless three-minute "You wanna know something that really bugs me about Hell?" routines. Oh, the horror. I think I'll start being good now.

Posted by: Platypus on July 30, 2008 6:57 PM