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Posted on August 26, 2008 to Tweets


Heh. Daniel from Zap2it had a tweet about the same time as your "Who shot J.R." one that went: "Why didn't Obama just make his V.P. selection process into a network reality show? Throw in a confessional & a rose ceremony and I'd watch."

Clearly, it's in the Zeitgeist.

Posted by: Karen on August 26, 2008 10:46 AM

If you live in the metro-Boston area, that last one was likely me. Sorry about that.

(Note: totally kidding, I only knit at stop lights).

Posted by: Bertha on August 26, 2008 11:10 AM

Matthew Baldwin you are so smart, humble, and funny I wish I worked with you.

Posted by: KO on August 29, 2008 8:40 AM

You saw me knitting on the freeway?! Damn, I thought no one was paying attention.

Posted by: megan on September 3, 2008 11:25 AM