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Posted on September 22, 2008 to Tweets


That's what I would choose for my super power.

Posted by: Anon on September 22, 2008 11:36 AM

You do realize, of course, that said 4-year-old will now introduce the concept of fathers pooping waffles and peeing maple syrup to random other adults, with great glee and probably at the most inopportune time. If I had made that comment to *my* 4-year-old, I would expect the subject to come up with teachers and play-group moms for years to come. Thank God she doesn't know how to use a computer or cel phone yet.

Posted by: Jeff Darcy on September 22, 2008 11:44 AM

My kids are much more nefarious. They would wait until we had company over and then proceed to ask "Anyone want waffles?"

Also: Nerdy puns FTW!

Posted by: Sam on September 22, 2008 12:08 PM

With regard to the last one, if you want to pee maple syrup, try fenugreek pills. (If you were a nursing mother, that would make sense to you...)

Posted by: seadragon on September 22, 2008 2:00 PM

omiGod! you had me at greatest love of all, and then the poop waffles and pee maple syrup made me laugh so hard I cried, suppose that's only because I too have a sincerely impatient kid and only wish I could be so witty during those times

Posted by: Sandi on September 22, 2008 2:16 PM

I've got the peeing maple syrup thing taken care of (The price: I'm terminally diabetic), but I'm still working on the waffle poop.

Posted by: You can call me, 'Sir' on September 22, 2008 5:49 PM

So, I follow your Tweets fresh from the Twitter source, and my fave OS08P is that Joe Biden's middle name is discovered to be "Homomuslim." I was going to reply to your Tweet to let you know, but then I thought that would be weird, since I don't actually KNOW know you. Or rather, you don't know ME. Would that have been weird? I don't know. I read Maggie's Twitter Etiquette article, but I'm still fuzzy on the whole thing. Long story short, good work, my man; good work.

Posted by: Yoshi on September 23, 2008 3:19 AM

I pooped a two-headed dinosaur once. Does nothing to get breakfast served, but I bet it'd be pretty fascinating to a four-year old.

Posted by: Angi on September 23, 2008 12:45 PM

Reversal of autism:

Posted by: Actionable Mango on September 25, 2008 6:52 PM