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Posted on October 28, 2008 to Tweets


That's step one of twelve.

Posted by: MIA Bucky Done Gun on October 30, 2008 10:35 AM

It could be Water of Life, which is to be consumed at the seitch orgy and will give you prescient vision as well as ressurrect the minds of all those who came before you.

Or more likely it's tapwater from another municipality.

Posted by: LAN3 on October 30, 2008 3:20 PM

But would inviting an attractive girl to eight gigs in your pants be any more successful than inviting her to one party in your pants?

Posted by: Lung the Younger on October 31, 2008 1:23 AM

Yeah, free bottle of Aquafina "with purchase." At least it's better than a buck of a grill sandwich.

Of course, you have to enjoy it in Thailand or India.

Posted by: L on October 31, 2008 9:01 AM