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Posted on February 11, 2009 to Tweets


Discovered: If someone mentions "Single Ladies," your brain will treat you to a 30-minute remix. At least.

Posted by: Nichole on February 12, 2009 10:35 AM

Please post recording of Darth Chipmunk. I thought that there was no way he could be cuter, but that might be it. Theriouthly.

Posted by: Andree on February 13, 2009 4:29 PM